How Polaris Started

admin | February 11, 2014

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Weather: Warmer weather on the way

Trail Conditions: Good as they get

Trails are good, how are you? Conditions up here are as good as they have ever been. This is coming from riders that have been coming up for years, cold temps, low traffic and an inch or so of snow every couple of days or so has kept us in excellent shape all year long.

I am going to a grooming club meeting this morning and I am going to bring up the issue of sleds on the highways and rail road tracks. If you see someone out there riding where they should not be please try to take the time to help educate them, only bad things will come of riders going where they are not supposed to be.

The Story of Polaris from Firecatguy on John Dee (pretty cool, worth watching)

A little Humor from Little Johnny….

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Little Johnny says:

“I wanna hit the Powerball and be a billionaire,

go to the most expensive clubs,

find me the finest whore on the planet,

give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks,

an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris ,

a jet to travel throughout Europe,

and an Infinite Visa Card,

and bang her three times a day in the most exotic places on earth”.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson ….

“And, how about you, Sarah?”

“I wanna be Johnny’s whore.

Category: Jokes |