Weather: Warmer again with a chance of rain

Trail Conditions: 45+ today again, they will be getting softer

The beefs are gone, I ate the last one LOL.  We had a few people in yesterday and it wouldn’t surprise me if we still get a few more here and there, but for the most part we are done.  I didn’t even see the fat lady coming but she did stick a fork in us.  Great year condition wise, we lasted until the last day.

It is legal to ride the DNR Multi Purpose trails, but trails that use forestry land or private property are closed.

Thank you again for stopping by this winter and hopefully I will see some of you agin soon on ATVs or Bikes.

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror,

remembering her times with Bill Clinton. 

Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...

"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she

prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off

Weather: Warmer yet

Trail Conditions: 45+ today

What a depressing day yesterday was, all the people that said “see ya next year”.  Well it is that time again folks, I’ll have a few in today I am sure but for the most part snowmobile season 2013 is over.  Our 7th year owning the bar.  We have met a lot of new friends and only came across about 9 or 10 assholes over that time.  So I guess that means about 99.999% of snowmobilers are fantastic people and some have come to be very good friends of ours.

You know if half of you would buy side by sides and ATV’s and come up here in the summer time we wouldn’t have to wait 9 more months.  We are going to continue working on the ATV trails up here, we have a ways to go to get the ATV program up to where the snowmobile program is, but we are working on it.  It will come but it takes time, hopefully we all have a lot of time left.

Thank you all again from all of us at the Bay Bar, we appreciate each and everyone of you and hope to see you next year, if not sooner.

A shout out to my buddy Beer Belly Bob …….. “You can have Becker but the Princess is all mine buddy”

Weather: Warmer

Trail Conditions: Warm but trails will survive

Holy crap we had a bit of a melt down yesterday.  But everyone said the trails were in great shape.  When I left on my ride a few weeks ago it was 55 degrees out, but everything was good, the first few days of a warm up is no big deal, the trails may get soft but still very enjoyable.  Nice riding with your coat open for a change.  Today and tomorrow will be just fine but look out for Monday, they are calling for an inch of rain.  But who cares right?  It was a great season for riders except for the fricken cold.

Once again, thanks all of you that came in this year, even the three people that rated me 1 star of facebook LOL.  Next time order the beef LOL

Weather: warmer

Trail Conditions: Fresh snow and mild temps

There is a lot of slush out on the Lake. Yesterday an older couple got stranded and needed help just getting out of the slush, their sleds are still out there. DO NOT cross the Lake to get to the Root Cellar, use the trail system. 

Weather: Looks like only 3 inches

Trail Conditions: Fresh snow and mild temps

What would you do if you were told you were getting 8 inches and you only got 3?  Actually I guess it happens all the time.  Look on the bright side though, fresh snow, mild temps and I got more beefs.  See ya soon, get your asses up here for one last ride………

Weather: Snow coming in today

Trail Conditions: Fresh snow and mild temps

What sucks is the snow that is forecasted for next week.  Without snowmobilers who the hell needs more snow?  It looks like we got another foot or more coming next week.

This weekend should be good, we hope to see a lot of you one more time.  I am not sure how many other business owners tell you thank you for coming to the UP, but Becker, Kristie, Tammy, Wally, Jolene and I want to thank all of you that stopped by this year.  I went out for only 4 days and spent over $1000 on my little ride, I know how expensive it is to come up here and snowmobile.  Thank you very much for stopping by and seeing us.

Weather: in the 30’s

Trail Conditions: Very Good and snow on the way

Looks like it will be a good weekend, fresh snow and mild temps.  Trails should be good, they may be a little loose with the warm temps but low traffic should keep them in pretty good shape.  I ordered more beef so come on in and get the last ones of the season….

Weather: Thursday 4-8 maybe more

Trail Conditions: I heard they are excellent

Our last “official” weekend of snowmobiling is getting some help on Thursday with 4-8 inches of snow and maybe more.  I got beef coming today so come on in and try to run me out.  Princess I ordered a whole case, just for you…….

See ya soon, I’m headed to Antonio’s for Breakfeast……………

Weather: Warmer and snow for the weekend

Trail Conditions: I heard trail 13 still sucks

Check out the weather forecast for this coming weekend, snow and mild temps.  Need I say anymore?

Get your asses up here, I’m ordering more beef today and I don’t want to save it for 9 months and serve it to you next year…….

MY FIRST DAY OF EMPLOYMENT

 

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, 
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…

 

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, 
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, 
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

 

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. 
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’ 
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 
‘No, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. 
Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

 

I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, 
I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. 
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

Weather: Colder today

Trail Conditions: Should be good for another week

I had one guy complain about Trail 1 down by Presque Isle, that is the only complaint I have heard about the trails.  I borrowed a case of beef so I will have some for today and tomorrow, I will get another order in on Tuesday, so I will have beef for next weekend.  Sorry to the people who were in yesterday after I ran out.  I sold a lot of beef this weekend.

I got called a Dick last night from a guy at the bar.  Why is it the beginning and the end of the season always seems to bring out the worst in people? Late last night I had a crowd in that was listening to music and having a good time, this guy starts banging his glass on the bar to the beat of the music, I asked him politely, at least I thought I did it politely, to please not bang his glass on the bar.  The next thing I know he jumps up and gets dressed and tells the lady he is with that they have to go because the bartender is a DICK.  So I guess I can expect another 1 on my Facebook Rating LOL.