Weather: Gloomy but warm
Trail Conditions: Grades are good, it will be a while for the woods to melt and dry off though
Dr Phil is feverishly working to get the Lake Gogebic Chamber of Commerce’s web cam at the Hoop working again. It seems some of the service providers up here like to complement the shit out of things for no apparent reason. But give ole Dr. Phil an hour or so and he will have the Hoop’s web cam back online.
Another gloomy day up here, thunder and lightning last night again. Check out the grass outside, it is even greener this morning. A good day to get some things done around the house, so when it gets nice, Becker and i can go play on the Commander.
PS Hi Princess, miss you, tell John he is still a Hottie in my book…..
Note found of refrigerator
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be upset I shall be home
before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I
am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18
years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge
of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
