Weather: Beautiful, just Fricken Beautiful AGAIN
Trail Conditions: Should be drying out some
It does not get any better than this. Into the 80’s maybe. Now if the fish would only start to bite. Well actually they are but the word for the most part is little ones. Here and there I hear good reports though. But mostly small walleye are being caught. (Here I go again, I’m not being positive LOL) But just like winter time, I repeat what I hear. I’m sure experienced fishermen are doing better than most, they usually do. But it is a great time to come up and enjoy the weather, and the beer……
PEEING ON THE FLOWERS _
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LITTLE OLD LADY WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET DRAGGING TWO LARGE PLASTIC GARBAGE BAGS
BEHIND HER. ONE OF THE BAGS WAS RIPPED AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE A $20 FELL OUT
ONTO THE SIDEWALK. NOTICING THIS, A POLICEMAN STOPPED HER, AND SAID, “MA’AM, THERE
ARE $20 BILLS FALLING OUT OF THAT BAG.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said
the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for
telling me officer.
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. Where did you get
all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?” “OH, NO, NO”, SAID THE OLD LADY.
“YOU SEE, MY BACK YARD IS RIGHT NEXT TO A GOLF COURSE. A LOT OF GOLFERS COME AND
PEE THROUGH A KNOT HOLE IN MY FENCE, RIGHT INTO MY FLOWER GARDEN. IT USED TO REALLY
TICK ME OFF. KILLS THE FLOWERS, YOU KNOW. THEN I THOUGHT, ‘WHY NOT MAKE THE BEST
OF IT?” “SO, NOW, I STAND BEHIND THE FENCE BY THE KNOT HOLE, REAL QUIET, WITH MY
HEDGE CLIPPERS. EVERY TIME SOME GUY STICKS HIS THING THROUGH MY FENCE, I SURPRISE
HIM, GRAB HOLD OF IT AND SAY, O.K., BUDDY! GIVE ME $20, OR OFF IT COMES.”
“WELL, THAT SEEMS ONLY FAIR,” SAID THE COP, LAUGHING. “OK.. GOOD LUCK!” “OH, BY THE WAY, WHAT’S IN THE OTHER BAG?”
“NOT EVERYBODY PAYS.”_
