Weather: Beautiful
Trail Conditions: Nice day for a ride
Well the weatherman did it again today too. It is beautiful outside. In fact so far the next few days look good. Not much else going on up here right now, sunshine and windy, so maybe it is a good day to cut grass. AGAIN
Two good ol’ boys were driving down the road when they
needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read “Free Sex with Fill-up.”
They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full tank. After he was done,
they paid and the attendant started to walk away.
“Wait,” the driver yelled,
“what about my free sex?” The attendant rolled his eyes and came back to the
car.
“Okay, but you
will have to guess a number between 1 and 10.”
“6.”
“No, the answer was 3. Sorry.”
As the attendant started to walk off, the passenger asked to guess. The attendant
agreed.
“7.”
“No, I told you the answer was 3.” The driver then sped
off.
“I think that
game was rigged,” said the passenger. “There is no way to win.’ “Uh-uh,” the driver
said. “My wife won three times last week.”