Weather: Cool today and tomorrow
Trail Conditions: Fun, muddy
We are up and running with the washer/dryer at the bar. Come on in and do some laundry, I have payments to make.
Not a lot going on around town last week, people partied down the two weeks prior so I guess everyone needed some rest. Hopefully this week will be a little better, forecast looks good for the upcoming week so come on up and enjoy.
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, “Who is it?” “Blind man!” The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, “He’s blind, he can’t see. What could it hurt.” They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, “Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”