Weather: into the 80’s 90’s Am I still in the UP
Trail Conditions: Dusty
Holy Hanna, up into the fricken 90’s today. I moved here from Illinois to get away from
this crap. Back into the 70’s for the rest of the week though. I worked on the web cam
down at the Lake yesterday for a couple of hours, actually about 4 hours, with no luck.
I though it was too long of a distance for the wireless equipment I have to send a
signal back up here from the bar. About 5pm last night I decided to hang it up for the
day and bring everything back up to the bar. And that’s when it dawned on me, I had the
network cable plugged into the wrong hole. SO after wasting a whole day and thinking my
equipment was wrong it all boiled down to me trying to go into the wrong hole. So
hopefully I can get her going this week.
On their way to get married, a
young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found
themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them
into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they get married in
Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked
him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the
first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.” And he left.
The couple sat and waited for an
answer… for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and
cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what
with the eternal aspect of it all? “What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven
together forever?”
Another month passed. St. Peter
finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You
can get married in Heaven.”
“Great!” said the couple “But we
were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in
Heaven?”
St. Peter, red-faced with anger,
slammed his clipboard on the ground. “What’s wrong?” asked the frightened
couple.
“OH, COME ON!!!” St. Peter
shouted. “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea
how long it’ll take to find a lawyer???”
