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An
illegal immigrant picks up a
hooker.
“Hey,
how much you charge for da
hour, sister?” he
asks.
“$100”
she
replies.
In
broken English, he says, “Do
you do immigrant
style?”
“No”
she
says.
“I
pay you $200 to do immigrant
style.”
“No,”
she says, not knowing what
immigrant style
is.
“I
pay you
$300.”
“No,”
she
says.
“I
pay you
$400.”
“No,”
she
says.
So
finally he says, “OK, I pay
$1,000 to do immigrant
style”.
She
thinks, “Well, I’ve been in
the game for over 10 years
now. I’ve had every kind of
request from weirdos from
every part of the world. How
bad could immigrant style
be?” So she agrees and has
sex with
him.
Finally,
after several hours, they
finish.
Exhausted,
the hooker turns to him and
says, “Hey, I was expecting
something perverted and
disgusting. But that was
ok. So, what exactly is
immigrant
style?”
The
illegal immigrant replies,
“You send bill to
U.S.Government.”