Weather: Supposed to be nice out there today

Trail Conditions: Ready and waiting

I received a phone scam yesterday from an IDIOT.  He claimed to be from the collections department of the power company that supplies electric service for the bar.  He said the techs were in the field and ready to cut off my electric, and if I gave him my banking info he could stop them.  The reason I said he was an IDIOT is because he kept calling me Mr. Tom and had a Jamaican type accent. He probably would have had more luck trying to sell me some Gonga weed LOL.  I called Xcel engery and reported him, but he was probably calling from a third world country.

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

“We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,” she said, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”

A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, “Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?”