Weather: Beautiful, just fricken Beautiful, what a week
Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail
I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.
Head east we are. Going on an ORV ride today with some friends. It is Hoppys for lunch then down the EC trial to see some colors. There is nothing better than a Sloppy Hoppy, Jane and some Fall Colors to put a smile on your face.
A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, and then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them.
Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you’ll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!”
The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”
And Allah replied, “Who said they were women.”
