Weather: Gloomy and a bit warmer today
Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail
I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum.
What a day to be a KC Chiefs fan. I could hardly keep Kim under control at the bar last night she was so excited. And why not New England USUALLY has a good team, but not last night.
Other than that it was a pretty boring ass day yesterday, except for the tomato sandwiches I ate for lunch, thanks again Royal and Fran.
“Old” is when…
…your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and
you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you’re
barefoot.
…a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage
door nearest your car.
…you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
…going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
…you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don’t
have to go along.
…when it takes longer to rest than to get
tired.
…when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the
police.
…”getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any
fiber today.
…”getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking
lot.
… an “all nighter” means not getting up to pee!
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five
women to
every man. Isn’t that an ironic time for a guy to get
those odds?