Bergland Bay Bar

Weather: 60’s and overcast again maybe a little rain too

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

The Western Girls are in town making Pizzas, if you are interested call the bar or get ahold of Carol or Barb at my little house by Sullys.

Gonna pull Mom’s trailer from the park today, another year in the books at the County Park.  I think we are putting the trailer up for sale, 2008 34′ Sprinter with 2 slide outs, $12,500.

Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about an hour, his friend’s mother called them back inside and had them remove their galoshes and gloves.
Johnny’s friend’s mom was a tall voluptuous, woman who would warm her son’s hands by putting them between her thighs. So as usual, when her son came in from playing in the snow, she asked if his hands were cold, to which he replied “yes”.
She then put them together and stuck them between her warm thighs. After a few minutes, she asked “are they warm yet?” and the little boy said “yes”. Johnny watched his friend and waited his turn.
His friend’s mom then asked him if his hands were cold, to which he replied, “yes”. So she took his hands, put them together and stuck them between her thighs. After a few minutes she asked if his hands were “warm yet” and he said “yes”. So she took them out.
Johnny continued to stand there with a sly shit eating grin on his face. When the mom asked “well what is it now, Johnny? What’s wrong? Johnny looked up at her and replied “My ears are cold too!”

Weather: 60’s and overcast

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Getting some honey doos done at the house the last few days. Becker should be a little happier, they are like those things your wife has been after you to do for a few years and you just didn’t feel like messing with, because they were going to probably open up a can of worms.

I have just been working around the house the last few days so I don’t know what is going on out there.

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies “In Susie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Susie.”

Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance – Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine.”

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”

Weather: Low near 33 tonight

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

I am going to stay up all night and see if a snow flake comes down.  LOL The snow will be flying soon enough.  I have a few webcam issues going on, get one going and 2 have problems.  The one by my house is not updating pics right now. I’m not sure if it was because of Charter Cable or if something else is going on. Give it a day or two, I worked on it for a while last night but I became brain dead. Damn computers anyway. I also need to go fix the one on Bergland Bay, the wind pushed it around a bit and I need to readjust the camera.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!

Weather: High near 70 today

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Nights are getting colder, no frost yet but it is close.  Maybe Wednesday night. I snuck out of the bar early last night, sorry if I missed you.  Mom was home alone and it was pretty dead yesterday.

Veterans ride coming up Sept 27th and our Grouse Tourney is Oct 11th. Opening of Deer season Nov 15th and Snowmobile Trails open Dec 1st.  Come on winter, my checkbook is getting low.  (And I want a damn Beef sandwich)

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.” The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.” The grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from your grandma.”

Weather: Nice, slight chance of rain and in the 50’s

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Leaves are changing little by little, colder nights are making the colors start to pop.  By the end of the month they should be in full bloom.  It would be a great time for a ride on the ATV trails.

A so so day in football, all 4 teams are tied, Packer and Bear fans should be happy, both teams hung in there and had very good comebacks.

The Fish Tales web cam is up and running, they have a nice view of the Lake.  Check it out on the web cam page.

My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.   The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.   She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.   I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.   Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”  Guess where the fuck I am now…

Weather: Nice, slight chance of rain and in the 50’s

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Check out the web cam page, Fish Tales web cam is up and running.  So now you have another beautiful view of Lake Gogebic.  Brenda made me a dish of Pasta and sausage and meatballs, holy crap, them people can cook.  It was great.

I guess you never know where the Sleds of Anarchy hoodies will show up.  This is at the Tomahawk Fall Ride.

Weather: Sunshine and 50’s

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich

I do believe I am going to have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

I had a nice movie night with my Mom, Matilda and The Goonies were what was playing.  I get sick of watching Hallmark and Life Time with her, but I do LOL. Mom is old school and it is hard trying to find a movie to watch with her that she doesn’t get offended by.  No sex and no f-bombs, sad it is hard to find a movie without those two involved. There is a time and place for everything.

I’m Looking for a roof for the Commander, I have the soft top, but it is time to move up to the hard top.  The soft top just holds too much water.  Any suggestions on which one to buy?

There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence. He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn’t he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn’t realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: “CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN”

Weather: Cool and a chance of rain

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich

I do believe I am going to have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Temps are down 10-15 degrees, bring it on.  We are getting closer to freezing over night.

3 Greeks And 3 Turks 3 Greeks and 3 Turks are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 Turks each buy tickets and watch as the 3 Greeks buy only a  single ticket. “How are 3 people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one Turk. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers one Greek. They all board the train. The Turks take their respective seats but all three Greeks cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, ” Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Turks saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Turks decide to copy the Greeks on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Greeks don’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed Turk. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers a Greek. When they board the train the 3 Turks cram into a restroom and the 3 Greeks cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of  the Greeks leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Turks are hiding. He knocks on the  door and says, “Ticket, please.”

Weather: I don’t know whether I should wear a light coat or a heavy coat

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich

More colors coming out on the trees, we have a ways to go before they are in full bloom.  If you can make it up for the Veterans ride on September 27th we should have some good colors to look at.

I do believe I am going to have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night’s sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
“I dreamt I had the best wank last night.”
The guy on the left side says,
“That’s funny, I had the exact same dream!”.
The guy in the middle says, “I dreamt I was skiing.”

Weather: Rain today, low in the 30’s Thursday and Friday

Trail Conditions: Nice day for a ride, if you have a windshield and roof

Beautiful day today, I am all squared away with my TVs and cable boxes at the bar. Bring on them Packers and Lions games.

Keep September 27th on your calendar for the Veterans run for the Colors Ride.  We will be leaving out of Wakefield American Legion at 11am and going for a ride. Extra seats to take a Vet with would be highly appreciated.