Weather: Cooling down after Friday
Trail Conditions: Go east from Bergland than north or south
Christmas hours
Christmas eve Noon to 10pm,
Christmas Day 2pm to 10pm
Not a lot of snow in the forecast the next week or so, but colder temps are. That’s a good thing for us. i know everyone wants to see a ton of snow, but we really need the cold, and after Friday it is coming. This will help a lot. Guess I will see you all soon, Merry Christmas Eve
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used
to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her,
he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the
husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing
loss.
‘Here’s what you do,’ said the Doctor, ‘stand about 40
feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response.’
That evening, Bert’s wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner, and he was in the den.
He says to himself, ‘I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see
what happens.’ Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for
dinner?’
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet
from his wife and repeats, ‘Peg, what’s for dinner?’
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20
feet from his wife and asks,
‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. ‘Peg, what’s for
dinner?’
(I just love this)??
‘For F*-#?? sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time,
CHICKEN!’
