1-18-15 9:45am
Weather: Temps in the 20’s for a high the next few days
Trail Conditions: OK to fair to rough
Stay off the rail road track in Bergland. Or anywhere for that matter. The DNR have received many calls because of people riding the tracks. They are going to be writing tickets if you get caught. In Bergland the trail coming off the Lake is right next to the road, 50 foot south are the rail road tracks. I think the major problem is people running from the Hoop to Bergland down the tracks, there are houses right next to them and people are feed up. Use the Lake, there is no excuse for sleds running the tracks. Same goes for using the highway. All season I have seen sleds going down M-28. I followed a guy into the gas station and tried to warn him and all he could say was “I didn’t know where the trail was”. Common sense people, stay off the damn highway.
Warm temps and high traffic are a bad combo for the trails, and we had both. Trails were pretty rough all day yesterday. Good news is I heard all 3 groomers are up and running. Next week shows a hint of some new snow, but not real cold in temps, traffic should lighten up a lot starting tomorrow so hopefully with grooming back in full swing we will see a huge improvement in trail conditions.
I’m low on beef so first come first served today. Sorry but I sold a hell of a lot more than I planned this past week. Try one of my burgers instead, I’m told they are pretty good too.
I get asked from time to time about going off trail. I know a guy that will take you on some extreme off trail rides. He charges a fee but I don’t think you would be disappointed. This is the guy Click here too For serious riders only, if your interested email me and I’ll put you in touch with him.
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were
spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to make love with
Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, “Do you have a condom?”
Donald frowned and said, “No.”
Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex.
“Maybe they sell them at the front desk,” she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel receptionist if they had condoms.
“Yes, we do,” she said and pulledouta packet from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The receptionist asked, “Would you like me to put it on your bill?”
“Thit No!” Donald quacked, “I’ll thuffocate!”
