Weather: Shitty. Freezing rain and drizzle early today.
Trail Conditions: Good to poor
Most riders said trails were good to OK yesterday. Today’s high is mid 30’s but after
that temps are going back down. Next week is showing signs of possible snow coming to
our area. Bout damn time. Most riders I think are just happy to be riding and making the
best of conditions right now.
Now for the detour of trail 8, Snowmobile
Detour the red shows were the trail was and the green is showing the detour.
Using the Lake will get you into Bergland the fastest when coming from the west. This
will be the route for the rest of the year, they are doing highline work on the closed
section.
A couple of shout outs,
The Manteno Boys say the trails were great and Harms is a tight ass.
Train and Phelan say Linko is a puss. I think they miss you buddy.
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An
old
guy
goes
to
his doctor
for
his
physical
and
gets
sent
to
the
Urologist
as
a
precaution.When
he
gets
there,
he
discovers
the
Urologist
is
a
very
pretty
female
doctor.
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The
female
doctor
says,”I’m
going
to
check
your
prostate
today,
but
this
new
procedure
is
a
little
different
from
what you
are
probably
used
to.
I
want
you
to
lie
on
your right
side,bend
your
knees,
then
while
I
check
your
prostate,
take
a
deep
breath
and
say,
’99’.
The
old
guy
obeys
and
says,
“99”.
The
doctor
says,
“Great”, now
turn
over
on
your
left
side
and
again,
while
I
repeat
the
check,
take
a
deep
breath and
say,
’99”.
Again,
the
old
guy says,
99′.”
The
doctor
said,
“Very
good”.Now
then,
I
want
you
to
lie
on
your
back
with
your
knees
raised
slightly.
I’m
going
to
check
your
prostate
with
this
hand,
and
with
the
other
hand
I’m
going
to
hold
on
to
your
penis
to
keep
it
out
of
the
way.
Now
take
a
deep
breath
and
say,
’99’
The
old
guy
begins,
“One…two…three…”
REMEMBER,You
don’t
stop
laughing
because
you
grow
old;You
grow
old
because
you
stop
laughing!
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