Weather: It’s snowing finally, not a warm temp in sight
Trail Conditions: Good to OK
Snow, cold, beef and beer. What more could you ask for? All weather reports are saying that we are going to have a snowy week. It is going to be a busy week, be careful out there, sleds are going to be everywhere. Groomers are out doing what they can, with temps staying down through the weekend hopefully the trails will stay decent with the heavy traffic we are sure to have.
I’m sure the DNR will be around, don’t blame them, stupid people continue to ride the highways around Bergland. I tried waving a group down that were running up the street in front of the bar but they ignored me and went right down M-28.
Snowmobile Detour the red shows were the trail was and the green is showing the detour. Using the Lake will get you into Bergland the fastest when coming from the west. This will be the route for the rest of the year, they are doing work on the closed section.
Ralph, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots so he bought a pair and wore them home. Walking proudly, he
sauntered into the kitchen and said to
his wife,
“Notice anything
different about me?”
Ethel, age 75, looked him over.
“Nope.”
Frustrated, Ralph stormed off into the bathroom, undressed
and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
He asked Ethel a little
louder this time, “Notice
anything different NOW?”
Ethel looked up and
said in her best deadpan look,
“Ralph, what’s different? It’s hanging
down
today, it was hanging down
yesterday and it’ll be hanging
down again tomorrow.” Furious,
Ralph yelled,
“AND DO YOU KNOW
WHY IT’S
HANGING DOWN,
ETHEL?”
“Nope.
Not a clue, Ralph,” she replied.
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!”
Without missing a beat
Ethel replied, “Shoulda bought a
hat, Ralph. Shoulda bought a hat.
