Weather: Cold with snow possible this week
Trail Conditions: Good to Very good
Trails were pretty good for the most part. I’m not sure what happened but there were not as many sleds around as I thought there would have been for President’s weekend. We had our busy moments, but it was not a complete nut house like I thought it would have been. Maybe people have gotten burned too many times on this weekend they decided to stay away. Not the less trails stayed in pretty good shape overall. This week has cold temps and snow possible, good time to say get your asses up here I think.
This Thursday February 19th Nick Keller and his friends are doing the 2015 Valentine’s Day 500. They will be riding 500 miles in one day raising money for Cancer Patients. As I did last year we will again be raising the prices of our sandwiches, but I will donate your total food bill to Snowball Cancer. Last year we raised over $1000. I also have a pledge sheet at the bar if you would just like to donate cash. Or go to Nick’s website and you can donate there. His web site is Click here Nick has over 90,000 miles on his Yamaha and is going to ride it until it hits 99,956 miles. Age 56 is when his mother Mary Jane passed away.
For those of you that ask me how many page views I get, over the last 12 months I had 766k page views averaging 2100 a day. Most of them come Monday through Friday between 8am and 5pm, LOL, quit reading my bullshit and get back to work.
Bill said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?”
Larry
replied,
“I’m
not
sure,
what
was
her
maiden
name?”
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?”
The
father
replied.
“Well,
son,
you
must
have
got
it
from
your
mother,
cause
I
still
have
mine.”
______________________________
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the Divorce Court Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,”
“That’s
very
fair,
your
honor,”
the
husband
said.
“And
every
now
and
then
I’ll
try
to
send
her
a
few
bucks
myself.”
______________________________
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.”
“Me
neither
doc,”
said
the
husband.
“But
she’s
a
great
cook
and
really
good
with
the
kids.”
______________________________
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”
The
old
man
says
without
hesitation,
“I
now
pronounce
you
man
and
wife.”
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Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve a Redneck Murder:
1.
The
DNA
all
matches.
2.
There
are
no
dental
records.
______________________________
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?”
The agent replies, “Just a minute.”
“Thank
you,”
the
blonde
says,
and
hangs
up.
______________________________
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed?” asked one detective.
“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.
“A golf gun! What is a golf gun?”
“I
don’t
know.
But
it
sure
made
a
hole
in
Juan.”
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Moe: “My wife got me to believe in religion.”
Joe: “Really?”
Moe:
“Yeah.
Until
I
married
her
I
didn’t
believe
in
Hell.”
______________________________
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m O. K. But I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“Oops!”
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits.. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.
“What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?”
“Better get a bikini,” he replied. “You’d never get it all in one.”
He’s
still
in
intensive
care.
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance…
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.”
