Weather: SUCKS.
Trail Conditions: Enjoy it while you can, next week’s forecast does not look good.
The trails held up yesterday but were getting soft by later in the day. Temps are into the 40’s next week and just below freezing at night. I think there is still some good riding to be had but getting in and out of towns is going to get uglier as the week goes by. I think it will depend on the sun and the wind as to how quick.
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the
prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what
was your toast?”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside Me wife.”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside Me wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary
said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s
drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said,
“John won the prize the other Night at the pub with a toast about you,
Mary.”
She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he’s only been in there twice in the last four
years. “Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other
time he fell asleep”.
