Weather: 60’s and windy. Goodbye snow and ice on the lake.
Trail Conditions: Too early.
Nice temps the week ahead, ice on the Lake is going out quick too. Spring might finally be in the air. It’s about time. We lost a ton of snow over the weekend, warm air and high winds just blew most of it away.
Hey my Iowa friends, get ready I hear Hilary is coming your way LOL. Here we go again, a year of bullshit phone calls telling you who to vote for, I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait till it is over.
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The
Brothel
The
madam
opened
the
brothel
door
in
Elko
County,
Nevada,
and
saw
a
rather
dignified,
well-dressed,
good-looking
man
in
his
late
forties
or
early
fifties.
‘May I help you, sir?’ she asked. ‘I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied. ‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else’, said the madam. ‘No, I must see Valerie,’ he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000. The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it toValerie, and they went upstairs… After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the history of brothels in Nevada, which dates back into the early 1800’s. But without hesitation he paidValerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.
After
their
session,
Valerie
said
to
the
man
‘No
one
has
ever
been
with
me
three
nights
in
a
row.
Where
are
you
from?’
The
man
replied,
‘Billings,
Montana.’
‘Really’,
she
said.
‘I
have
family
in
Billings.’
‘I
know.’
the
man
said.
‘I
regret
to
tell
you,
but
your
sister
died,
and
I
am
her
attorney.
She
asked
me
to
give
you
your
$30,000
inheritance.’
The
moral
of
the
story
is
that
three
things
in
life
are
certain: |
