Weather: Snowy Again.
Trail Conditions: Grades should be white.
Do Do Do, Looking out my back door! White is all I can see, tree branches look 2″ around. Good Ole April in the UP. Not a lot going on up here, and not a lot to write about.
A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” She then hands the bottle to the man.
The
man nods his head in
agreement, opens it,
drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it
back to the man.
The
man asks, “Aren’t you
having any?”
The woman replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Adam ate the apple, too.
Men will never learn…
