Weather: No snow today.
For a week they been saying snow today, but I think it is going to be a few degrees too warm. Damn, missed us again. LOL
Walleye season opens up Friday, I have not fished at all since I moved up here but a couple of friends during snowmobile season made me promise to take them out on opening day. I really hate fishing, I think it is stupid and a total waste of time. But a promise is a promise, I will somehow try to enjoy myself.
You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of acoffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next
to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes,
first Stearmans, then the early Grummans… flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and
later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people
to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “are you a real pilot?”
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
