Weather: No snow today. Just Sunshine.
Two minutes after I posted yesterday saying it was too warm to snow, it started snowing. Snowed on and off all day but nothing ever stuck. Hopefully all them little bugs froze to death.
Someone sent me a better pic (thanks John Clark) of the Eagle’s nest that blew down on east shore road.
Where are your Glasses ??
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again,
asking why I didn’t do something useful with my
time.
“Like sitting around the pool and
drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.
Talking about my “doing-something-useful”
seems to be her favorite topic of
conversation.
She was “only thinking of me”, she said
and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and
hang out with the gals.
I did this and when I got home last
night, I decided to play a prank on her.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had
joined a Parachute Club.
She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 78
years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of
airplanes?”
I told her that I even got a Membership
Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me and yelled,
“Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!
This is a Membership to a Prostitute
Club, not a Parachute Club.”
“Oh man, I’m in trouble again,” I said,
“I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five
jumps a week!!”
The line went quiet and her friend picked
up the phone and said that my daughter had
fainted.
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting
any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
