Weather: 60’s and rain again.
Warm and rainy for a few days. That’s good, we have to water them mosquitos. It was a good weekend in the UP, Had Mom and brother Pat up, finished all the house closing stuff for Mom and she gave me a ToDo list of stuff to get done before she moves up for good.
Fishing has been getting a little better from what I have been hearing, Geko pulled this one in with Ernie manning the net. Ernie claims it is 28-30″ but didn’t have a tape with him. Damn I wonder what they do with them 14 & 1/2 inchers?
Twin sisters in a
Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.
The editor of the local newspaper sent a photographer to
get some pictures of the 100 year old twins. One of
the twins was very hard of hearing.
When the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit
on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, “WHAT DID HE SAY?””WE
GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!”, said the other. “Now get a little closer
together,” said the cameraman. Again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER
A LITTLE.” So they wiggled up close to each other. “Just hold still for a bit while
I focus the camera,” said the photographer. Yet again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS
HE’S GONNA FOCUS!” With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, “OH LARD TUNDERIN’
JAYSUS! BOTH OF US???? — CAN I BE FIRST???
