Weather: Cloudy and 70’s.
Tequila last night, big head this morning. But what fun it was kicking back in the garage listening to tunes and drinking away. What a gorgeous night it was, it doesn’t get any better than that up here. Well if Becker didn’t have to work we could have been out on the pontoon.
Well I gotta go in and work my 2 hours this morning, then it will probably be back to Mom’s sitting in the garage drinking some more of those cold bush lights.
A
London
lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by
an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than
the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
and is certain that he has a better education
then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s
expense!
Irish cop says,”License and registration, please.”
London
Lawyer says, “What for?”
Irish
cop says,”Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop
sign.”
London
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Irish
cop says, “Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please”
London
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Irish
cop says, “The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that’s
the law. License and registration,please!”
London
Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you
give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the
ticket.”
Irish cop
says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”
The
London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The
Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out
of the lawyer and says, “Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down?
“
