Weather: Cloudy and 70’s again.
Tequila last night again too. I had a good time yesterday putting a hurt on a bottle of Patrone with My Uncle Dale. He also sent me home with some hot ass chili he made. This morning has not been pretty, I think the chili was hotter coming out than it was going in. Time to pack and get read to Fly to Mom’s tomorrow in Indiana to pack up the U-Haul and move her into her new house. By next Sunday we should be grilling steaks out on her deck.
This is why people don’t trust Senior Citizens
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The other day I went over to a nearby CVS
Pharmacy.
When I got there, I went straight to the
back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is
located.
I took out my little brown bottle along
with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked
if he could help me.
I said, “Yes! Could you please taste
this for me?”
Being I’m a senior citizen…I guess the
Pharmacist just went along with me.
He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit
of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then with a stomach-churning look on his
face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked
him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to
you?”
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and
forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!”
So I said, “Oh thank God! That’s such a
relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for
sugar!”
Well, I can never go back to that CVS,
but I really don’t care though, because; they aren’t very friendly
there anyway!!!
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