Weather: Another scorcher.
Yesterday was hot, today is going to be hotter. I think the heat got to me, I was in bed
by 9pm last night. Today we are doing some work on Mom’s driveway, so there may be beer
involved. Good thing I got some rest.
A
guy
goes
into
the
US
Post
Office
to
apply
for
a
job.
The
interviewer
asks
him,
“Are
you
allergic
to
anything?”
He
replies,
“Yes,
caffeine.
I
can’t
drink
coffee.”
“Ok,
Have
you
ever
been
in
the
military
service?”
“Yes,”
he
says,
“I
was
in
Afghanistan
for
one
tour.”
The
interviewer
says,
“That
will
give
you
five
extra
points
toward
employment.”
Then
he
asks,
“Are
you
disabled
in
any
way?”
The
guy
says,
“Yes.
A
bomb
exploded
near
me
and
I
lost
both
my
testicles.”
The
interviewer
grimaces
and
then
says,
“Disabled
in
your
country’s
service!
Well,
that
qualifies
for
extra
bonus
points.
Okay.
Looking
at
the
regulations
you
have
got
enough
points
for
me
to
hire
you
right
now.
Our
normal
hours
are
from
8:00
a.m.
to
4:00
p.m.
You
can
start
tomorrow
at
10:00
am,
and
plan
on
starting
at
10:00
am
every
day.
”
The
guy
is
puzzled
and
asks,
“If
the
work
hours
are
from
8:00
am
to
4:00
PM,
why
don’t
you
want
me
here
until
10:00
am?”
“This
is
a
government
job,”
the
interviewer
says.
“For
the
first
two
hours,
we
just
stand
around
drinking
coffee
and
scratching
our
balls.
No
point
in
you
coming
in
for
that.”
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