Weather: Hot.
Into the 90’s today, gonna be a nice day for a pontoon ride out on the Lake with brother Pat and Niece Shay. I doubt Mom will go but we will ask. Had to believe that August is half gone. Looking forward to Fall, we need to get out on the side by side and look at all the pretty colors. Does that make me a tree hugger? LOL
Confession!
Bob goes to his friend Sam and says …I’m sleeping with my Ministers wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?”
The friend doesn’t like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After the service, he starts talking to the Minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Minister gets annoyed and asks Bob what he’s really up to.
Bob, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Minister…My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob’s shoulder and says…You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago”
