8-17-15

Weather: Cool.

Back to 70 and 60’s for a few days, nice UP weather, I am sick of sweating. But maybe I just work too hard LOL, Uncle Dale will get a kick out of that one.

Becker and I went out for a pontoon ride yesterday. It was nice without the sun just beating down, cloudy and 80’s was nice enough. We were sitting in 2 feet of water and you could see the bottom, the fish finder was showing all kids of fish going by, but we could not see any fish. Explain that one to me.

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking…

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.”Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.”First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”And they did.”Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.”And they did.”Now we eat everybody.”And they did.When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”His wise father replied,”Because they taste better if you  scare the shit out of them first!”  

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