Weather: 3 days in the 70’s then 7 days in the 80’s.
Looks like summer is back in the UP. And I guess that means grass cutting day.
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had
lunch
with
2
of
my
unmarried
friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We
were
chatting
about
our
relationships
and
decided
to
amaze
our
men
by
greeting
them
at
the
door
wearing
a
black
bra,
stiletto
heels
and
a
mask
over
our
eyes.
We
agreed
to
meet
in
a
few
days
to
exchange
notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
” What’s
for
dinner,
Zorro?”