Weather: 60’s today.
Crap, no rain. I was hoping for rain today. Going to pick up Mom and if it was raining I figured I could average another 5-10 mph. At least it seems like you don’t see as many cops writing speeding tickets in the rain.
Gonna get on the road here shortly, plan on meeting brother Pat just north of Chicago, I don’t really want to go into Illinois after last Sunday’s game. LOL. I did hear that all the NFL teams playing the Bears the rest of the year are hoping Jay Cutler has a speedy recovery.
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The
owner
of
a
golf
course
in
Georgia
was
confused
about
paying
an
invoice,
so
he
decided
to
ask
his
secretary
for
some
mathematical
help.
He
called
her
into
his
office
and
said,
“Y’all
graduated
from
the
University
of
Georgia
and
I
need
some
help.
If
I
wuz
to
give
yew
$20,000,
minus
14%,
how
much
would
you
take
off?”
The
secretary
thought
a
moment,
and
then
replied,
“Everthang
but
my
earrings.”
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