Weather: 38 for a high tomorrow.
I think we have a heavier frost coming tomorrow. Almost half way through October, and it
looks like our weather may be returning to normal.
I was watching that Hoda and Cathy Lee show yesterday and they had a guest on that
mentioned Christmas, then he corrected himself and said to be politically correct he had
to call it the holidays. WTF can’t let kids pray in school but you can give an adult a
bible in prison. I only wish either Cathy Lee or Hoda would have said that they still
call it Christmas. Last time I watch that show. I don’t want to be politically correct.
MY RANT FOT THE DAY
Update: Becker got up and told me the guest was Frank Sinatra JR, she said Cathy Lee said
she still calls it Christmas and so did Frank Sinatra Jr., guess I should have watched
the whole thing instead of getting pissed off and leaving.
The colors are in full bloom. About a week later than usual this year. Take a ride up and
see them for yourselves.
One day out on the golf course, a golfer accidentally
overturned his golf cart.
A very attractive woman, who lived in
a villa on the golf course, heard the noise, came out onto her
balcony and called out to him, Hey, are you
okay?
I’m fine, thanks,” he
replied.
“You look frazzled, the woman said,
Come up to my villa for a drink and I will help you get the cart
up afterwards.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” he
answered, But I don’t think my wife would like
that.”
“Oh, come on, ” the woman, a gorgeous
blond in a sexy bikini, insisted. I can see you’ve cut your
head. It could be serious. Let me take care of that right away.
I’m a nurse.
She was very persuasive….and he was
weak.
“Well okay,” he agreed, but added,
“But my wife won’t like it.”
After she bandaged his wound, she
gave him a most welcome brandy. They talked a little about golf
and he discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap.
When he confessed to a weakness in his putting, she gave him a
putting lesson holding him close and intimately as she did
so.
Finally he confessed, “I feel a lot
better now, but I had better get going. I know my wife is going
to be really upset with me being here with
you.”
“Don’t be silly! the woman said with
a smile, She won’t know anything. By the way, where is
she?”
“Under the cart,” he
replied.
