10-25-15

Thoughts and prayers to the List family down in Millington Mi, Fred’s wife Mona passed away this past week.

 

Weather: 50 and sunny.

Alcohol free day today, I sent Becker down to Iron Mountain Wednesday to spend time with the grandkids and I been on a bender ever since. Time to give it a rest.

Slow football day today, Packers are off and so are the Bears, I doubt the Bears would have showed up anyway after the Lions embarrassed them last week. Sorry my Illinois fans, but that was ugly.

Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older 

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 

#8 Life is sexually transmitted. 

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 

#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. 

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. 

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 

#2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. 

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

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