Weather: 50’s and sunny.
I started on the booking calendar this weekend, I have one person left to fit in and then I will be working on the emails I got last week to get you booked. I am going through emails by the day I received them, I will have the folks that have emailed me so far taken care of in the next few days.
I got the cold from Hell going on right now, maybe I wore my body down a bit when Becker was away at her daughters, some people never learn, we are too old to keep hurting ourselves, but I guess if people were smart the bar business would not be as good as it is.
A couple lived near the ocean and used to
walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost
every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one
thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and
then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond
negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there
would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling
drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure, they
decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said,
‘Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and
other electronic devices?’ He hadn’t and said so.
Then she said, ‘Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big
radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really
doing.’
Well, the plan went off without a hitch
and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl
talk to her husband and then leave.. The man then walked up the beach and met his
wife at the road.
‘Well, is she selling drugs?’ she asked
excitedly.
‘No, she’s not,’ he said, enjoying this
probably more
than he should have.
‘Well, what is it then? What does she do
?’ his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, ‘She’s a battery
salesperson.’
‘Batteries?’ cried the wife.
‘Yes!’ he replied.
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‘She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!’
