Weather: Cold weather hanging on.
Looks like we are going to spend another day below freezing. Yesterday’s forecast was teasing us with 8-12 inches for next week, now it is only calling for 1-3. Who knows when we will get our first big one?
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
“Ladies and
Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to
Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to
New York .. The weather ahead is good, so we
should have a uneventful flight. So, sit
back, relax, and… OH…MY GOD!”
Silence
followed………………….
Some moments
later, the captain came back on the
intercom.
“Ladies and
Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While
I was talking to you, a flight attendant
accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You
should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of
the plane, an Irish passenger yelled “For
the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of
mine!”
