Weather: Warmer again today, 40 degrees. YUK
Happy Thanksgiving Eve. 40 degrees today, but snow possibly tomorrow. Only 29 more shopping days till Christmas. Only 5 days till the trails open, time to get some fricken snow…….
The Pope responds, “That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord.
It must not be changed.”
“Well,” says the Starbucks man, “we anticipated your reluctance. For this
reason we will increase our offer to $300 million.”
“My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord, and it
must not be changed.”
The Starbucks guy says, “Your Holiness, we at Starbucks respect your
adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer: We will donate
$500 million – that’s half a billion dollars – to the great Catholic
Church if you would only change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘give us this day
our daily bread’ to ‘give us this day our daily coffee. ‘Please consider
it.” And he leaves.
The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals.
“There is some good news,” he announces, “and some bad news. The good news
is that the Church will come into $500 million.
“And the bad news, your Holiness?” asks a Cardinal.
“We’re losing the Wonder Bread account.
