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Dr. Geezer’s Clinic…
An old geezer became very bored
in retirement and decided to open a
medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that
said: “Dr.Geezer’s clinic. Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured,
get back $1,000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive
that this old geezer didn’t know
beans about medicine, thought this
would be a great opportunity to get
$1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer’s
clinic.
Dr. Young: “Dr.Geezer, I have
lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
please help me ??”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring
medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! — “This is
Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations!
You’ve got your taste back.That will
be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes
back after a couple of days figuring
to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my
memory, I cannot remember
anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring
medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, —
that is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations!
You’ve got your memory back . That
will be $500.”
Dr. Young (after having lost
$1000) leaves angrily and comes back
after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has
become weak — I can hardly see
anything !!!!
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have
any medicine for that so, ” Here’s
your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10
bill)
Dr. Young: “But this is only
$10!
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You
got your vision back! That will be
$500.”
Moral of story
— Just because you’re “Young”
doesn’t mean that you can outsmart
an “old Geezer”
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