Weather: Slight warm up then snow coming in.
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I’m doing this tonight because I have stuff to do in the morning, and besides, not much
is going to change by tomorrow. Wednesday late snow is expected. Hear that Mother
Nature, we are expecting snow. My people want to ride……….
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the
door and the milkman said, “I found
your
note asking me to
leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?”
The blonde
said,
“No, I want 25
gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath so I can look young
and beautiful again.”
The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
The blonde
said,
“Nah, just up to my
tits …
I can splash it on my
eyes if I need to!”
