Weather: Sucks, rain today.
Trail conditions: OK.
Chance of rain today and low around 36 degrees. Gonna make for some shitty riding today folks. But the good news is colder starting tomorrow night and next week with a few chances for snow. 1-2 inches possible tomorrow. Just bare with us, after today we should be good to go again.
Reminder: People you can not ride M-28 with your sleds, cops were giving tickets yesterday to those riding the highway. Also loud pipes are going to get you a ticket. We have lost trails do to excessive noise from sleds, the DNR is serious about ticketing for noise.
MEN JOKES
A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET
BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF
JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE
OF THE COIN.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it
say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE !’
And they say blondes are dumb….
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world…’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…… ‘.
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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower..’Honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she
replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to
death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world………
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world………
……then He made the earth round.
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