Weather: Fricken Cold.
Not much going on in the Northwoods. Getting emails and Facebook posts about people wanting to come up for a last ride. My advice, stay home, it won’t be worth the trip. I’m not sure how much snow they got up in the Keeweenaw, sounds like west and south of us got most of the snow. I can’t imagine it would be any good out in the woods, we had a lot of melting going on last week.
I called the Mosquito Inn and they got 18″ of snow yesterday. If you really want to get a last ride in, head north. Tell Shelly I said hi.
They’re back! Those wonderful church bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with their computers. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
The Fasting & Prayer conference includes
meal
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The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the
Water’.
The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for
Jesus.’
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a
chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
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Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church
help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this
way again’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don’t
know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the
choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married
on October 24 in the church. So ends a
friendship that began in their schooldays.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening
in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon
topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due
to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some
older ones.
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Please place your donation in the envelope
along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine
dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Pot-luck supper Sunday at
5:00 PM – prayer and medication to
follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off
clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7PM there
will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a
blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies
of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the
pancake breakfast next
Sunday.
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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet
Thursday at 7PM.
Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7PM. The congregation is invited to
attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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And this one just about sums them all
up–
The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s
new campaign slogan last Sunday:
‘I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours!’
