Weather: Sunny and 30’s.
Blue skies and way up into the 30’s today. But not a creature was stirring, not even a grouse. Boring time of year up here, not a damn thing going on so Becker and I took a ride to the casino. Had fun, the machines let us play for a while.
Shout out to Tom Miller, 4,8,15,16,22,43. I was up until 3:30am again watching Lost Miller.
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over
by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer
from LONDON and
is certain that he has a better
education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense!
Irish cop says, “License and
registration, please.”
London Lawyer says, “What
for?”
Irish cop says, “Ye didnae come
to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
London Lawyer says, “I slowed
down, and no one was coming.”
Irish cop says, “Ye still didnae
come to a complete stop. License and registration,
please”
London Lawyer says, “What’s the
difference?”
Irish cop says, “The difference is, ye huvte come
to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
London Lawyer says, “If you can
show me the legal difference between slow down and stop,
I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me
the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don’t
give me the ticket.”
Irish cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle,
sir.”
The London Lawyer exits his
vehicle.
The Irish cop takes out his baton
and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and
says, “Daeye want me to stop or just slow down? “
