Weather: Sunny.
Looks like I forgot to post on Friday. Opps that 80 degree weather got me rushing outside and I forgot to hit publish. And you probably thought I was just hung over.
It was a beautiful weekend in the UP. Even those little black flies couldn’t spoil the fun. It was just windy enough to keep them at bay. Brother Mark came in from Duluth for Mother’s Day so Mom was very happy.
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You know there are so many TV channels, each one
starved for new programs.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter, seeking the
main Cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a
farmer who might Have some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the
possible Sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for
this disease?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a
bull mounts A cow only once a year?
Reporter: (obviously
But what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
getting To the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was
playing with Your tits twice a day …. And only screwing you once a
year, wouldn’t you Get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED …
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