Weather: Sunny.
Beautiful UP weather going on. Nothing but sunshine. I have been fighting lawnmower problems. Just ordered new spindles for the mower deck. I may have a hat field before I get the lot over at Sullys mowed.
I don’t get many fishermen in during the day, Becker says she gets a few in at night though, but so far it seems the guys are getting some fish.
The Italian Virginity Test ;
Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says … “Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things forwhat we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Redpaint, a small can of Blue paint, and a shovel.”
Mario asks … “And what do I do with these things, doc?”
The doctor replies … “Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue.
If she says … ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen!’…you hit
her with the shovel!
