Weather: Sunshine.
Had a great week with my Brothers and we got a lot done at Mom’s house. We built a deck, put up her screened house, replanted her bushes, put in edging, got wood for winter, cut grass and did all the trimming around the yard. Nice job guys, we need to do this at least once a month.
Friday we rented a few 4-seaters from Mark and Marlin at Timberline Sports. Everyone had a blast. The best was when we were in Greenland and got lost and ended up in the mud.
Ontonagon did a great job of signing through town, I wish Greenland would do the same. It is very confusing, and when I asked the cashier at the gas station where the ATV trail was, she directed me to the SNOWMOBILE map on the wall. I realize it is our responsibility to know where to go. But if we want to attract tourism to the UP we need to do a better job of signing to keep people where they need to be.
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Venison
for
dinner
again?
Oh
deer!
•
How
does
Moses
make
tea?
Hebrews
it.
•
England
has
no
kidney
bank,
but
it
does
have
a
Liverpool
.
•
I
tried
to
catch
some
fog,
but
I
mist.
•
They
told
me
I
had
type-A
blood,
but
it
was
a
Typo.
•
I
changed
my
iPod’s
name
to
Titanic.
It’s
syncing
now.
•
Jokes
about
German
sausage
are
the
wurst.
•
I
know
a
guy
who’s
addicted
to
brake
fluid,
but
he
says
he
can
stop any time.
•
I
stayed
up
all
night
to
see
where
the
sun
went,
and
then
it
dawned
on
me.
•
This
girl
said
she
recognized
me
from
the
vegetarian
club,
but
I’d never met herbivore.
•
When
chemists
die,
they
barium.
•
I’m
reading
a
book
about
anti-gravity.
I
just
can’t
put
it
down.
•
I
did
a
theatrical
performance
about
puns.
It
was
a
play
on
words.
•
Why
were
the
Indians
here
first?
They
had
reservations.
•
I
didn’t
like
my
beard
at
first.
Then
it
grew
on
me.
•
Did
you
hear
about
the
cross-eyed
teacher
who
lost
her
job
because she couldn’t control her pupils?
•
When
you
get
a
bladder
infection,
urine
trouble.
•
Broken
pencils
are
pointless.
•
What
do
you
call
a
dinosaur
with
an
extensive
vocabulary?
A
thesaurus.
•
I
dropped
out
of
communism
class
because
of
lousy
Marx.
•
I
got
a
job
at
a
bakery
because
I
kneaded
dough.
•
Velcro
–
what
a
rip
off!
•
Don’t
worry
about
old
age;
it
doesn’t
last.
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