Weather: Sunshine.
Another beautiful day in the UP. In fact no rain in sight. I spent yesterday shopping with Mom and going to the Lawyer’s office. Gotta hate legal shit. Gotta work today, I think it may be time for a beer.
Subject: Better Than A Flu Shot
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. Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties,
had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to
all.
. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she
showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, in the water
floated of all things, a condom!
>>>>>> When she returned With tea and
scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl
of water, its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him he could no longer
resist. ‘Miss Beatrice’, he said, ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl. ‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, that it would prevent the
spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter!
