Weather: Couldn’t be any better.
I had a great day yesterday, splitting wood, drinking beer and watching the fire. Thought about going for a ride on the side by side but I got a little work done instead. The bugs were not bad and the beer was very cold. The only way the day could have been any better is if my brothers were here splitting the wood and all I did was drink the cold beer.
A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10. At their wits’ end, the parents contacted a clergyman who had been successful in rehabilitating bad children in the past.
The clergyman asked to see the boys individually. The eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?”
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, “WHERE IS GOD?”
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what happened.
The younger brother replied, “We are in big trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!”
