Weather: Cooler.
We never got a rain day yesterday. 80% chance of shower too. The life of a weatherman, they are wrong more than Becker thinks I am wrong. And that’s alot.
Wedding Ceremony
At a wedding , the pastor asked if anyone had
anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or
forever hold their peace
The moment of utter silence was broken by a
young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the
pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the
groom. The groom’s mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each
other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The
pastor asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do
you have to say?” The woman replied, “We can’t hear in the back.”