Weather:Not sure.

Happy Veterans Day and Thank You to all that have Served. Thank you to all that are Serving. And to all of you that think you are expressing your opinion by kneeling, burning, stomping or whatever your ignorant asses are doing…….A Big Fuck You. Sorry Mom but I think this is an appropriate use of the F-word.

Why do Squirels swim on the backs?

So they can keep their Nuts dry.

Weather:Sunshine.

Another bright sunshiny day. I am off early this morning, don’t feel like watching TV or going on facebook, I have had enough election crap. I’m glad it is over. The worse thing about it, just like every other election year, it turns into a smear campaign, all we hear is what the other done wrong. I was for Trump from the get go. But as the election went on seeing him just fall into the political bullshit I liked him less and less everyday. That does not mean I ever started to like Hillary. I have said for years they should abolish the democrat and republic parties and make everyone just state they are americans, then just work together. We need to change the way government works today. It costs all of us big time. I don’t know if Donald Trump is the answer and seriously I doubt he will be able to Make America Great again. But I do hope he can make a few changes and further Presidents will continue to help fix what has been going wrong with our country for years. Only time will tell. Good Luck to us all, we are going to need it.

An old woman says to an old man at the rest home, “I can guess your age.”
The man doesn’t believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
“Pull down your pants,” she says.
She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, “You’re 84 years old.”
“That’s amazing,” the man says. “How did you know?”
“You told me yesterday.”

Weather:Sunshine.

WOW. That about sums it up. I guess the American people have spoken. Is it good or is it bad? Only time will tell. But I think this proves that most of us are fed up with politics as usual. You were right Mr. M.

Now that the election is over maybe we can get onto more important stuff, like weather turning colder and snow starting to fly.

• A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
  Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
  “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he asks.
  “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
  “Sure.”
  “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” she asks. “No, I can remember it.”
  “Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so’s not to forget it?”
  He says, “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
  “I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?” she asks.
  Irritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it!
  Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!”
  Then he toddles into the kitchen.
  After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
  She stares at the plate for a moment. “Where’s my toast?”

Weather:Gloomy.

Well it is Election Day, one that we will never forget I am sure. I read an article about how the next President will possibly appoint more than one Supreme Court Justice over the next 4 years. Wow this election is scarier than I thought. Good luck America, we are going to need it. (no matter who gets in.)

An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.
“You used to sit closer to me,” said the woman. So the man moved closer.
“You used to put your arm around me.” So the man put his arm around her.
“You used to nibble on my ear.”
“Let me get my teeth.”

Weather:Sunny.

Oh boy, what a night. The last day of owning the bar (at least the last day I owned it that it was open) was quite a thrill. At least from what I remember of it. I think I want to keep the bar for another week and pretend every day is my last day. Wait I don’t think my liver could handle that.

Les and Shelly are on their way to Lansing to get their liquor license, Becker and I are getting ready to head down to Iron Mountain. Becker is half way through her Radiation and she is doing great. We got this one kicked in the ass.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

Weather:Sunny.

Well today is the day I get to go pick up Becker again. 4 weeks in the books and only 4 more weeks to go, we are half done. Becker is doing fine. Just got to grin and bare it, which is hard at times, but she has this one. The side effects of the radiation suck but what are you gonna do. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him,
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!”
”Heck”,said Herman,
“It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

Weather:Gloomy

The bar sale should be final next week. I have to close Monday and Tuesday so Les and Shelly can go down and get their license. Even though it was approved last week, mine has to go in escrol before they can issue Les and Shelly’s temporary license. Leave it to Michigan to complicate the heel out of everything. At any rate come on in and wish Les and Shelly luck next Wednesday.

Now how about them damn Cubbies. I don’t think anyone gave them a chance after going down 3-1. Coming back to win on the road was out of sight. They truly did deserve to win. I was watching the game with mom last night. Actually I forgot all about it. I was on the computer at home when I realized the game was on. I checked the score and see they were up 6-3, so I called mom at 10:45 who goes to bed at 10. I told her to get up and turn on the TV cause I was coming over. I’ll never forget where I was when the Cubbies won the World Series, on the couch with Mom. And I don’t even like baseball. When the Vikings win the Super Bowl this year I will be on the couch with Mom once again.

Yea Baby

P.S. To all you Sox Fans that are pissed…..You need to get along more like the Republicans and Democrats. Go Cubbies and congrats to their fans.

Weather: Sunny, guess I work today. No wait, Misty is working.

Opps late getting the post out today. I am sitting here with Les and Shelly making the final plans for transferring the liquor license. Next week it should be finalized.

Weather: Sunny, guess I work today.

Happy November 1st everyone. 30 days to go. That is if Mother Nature cooperates. December has not been to good the last few years for snowmobiling, so maybe, just maybe we are ready to get hit early this year with snow and cold. Check out our calendar for availability of our rentals, I will have a third house to rent soon.

A blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but  I’m blind and I can’t read the menu. So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.”