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> Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural
> highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and
> eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range
> chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a
> week.
> So Farmer Jack called the local police
> station to complain, “You’ve got to do something
> about all these people driving so fast and killing all my
> chickens,” he said to the local police
> officer.
> “What do you want me to do?” asked
> the policeman.
> “I don’t care, just do something
> about those crazy drivers!”
> So the next day the policeman had the Council
> erect a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING
> Three
days later Farmer Jack called the
> policeman and said, “You’ve still got to do
> something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing’
> sign seems to make them go even faster!”
> So again, they put up a new sign: SLOW:
> CHILDREN AT PLAY …
> That really sped them up. So Farmer Jack
> called and said, “Your signs are no good. Can I put up
> my own sign?”
> In order to get Farmer Jack off his back said
> “Sure. Put up your own sign.
> The phone calls to the Police Station
> stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he
> called Farmer Jack, “How’s the problem with the speeding
> drivers. did you put up your sign?””Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has
> been killed.
> The policeman was really curious and thought
> he’d better go out and take a look at the sign. He also
> thought the sign might be something the Police could use
> elsewhere, to slow drivers down…
> So he drove out to Farmer Jack’s
> house.
> His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
>
> ‘NUDIST
> COLONY”Slow down
> and watch for chicks!’
