Weather: Shitty.
Weather is up down up down. 60’s then down to 30’s with chances of snow. Welcome to the UP eh.
Been busy with the kitchen stuff, now it is all tore up and you can’t walk through the living room. If we stayed married through this it will be a miracle. Pics to come later.
There were several men in the locker room of a
private club after a round of golf. A cell phone that had been sitting was
on one of the benches rang. A nearby man picked it up
“Hello?” he answered.
“Honey, it’s me,” a woman’s voice said on the other
side. “Are you at the club?”
“Yes,” the man responded.
“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you
are and I just saw the most beautiful mink coat. It is
absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” she
asked.
“What’s the price?” the man asked.
“Only $1,500,” she said.
“Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it
that much,” he said.
“Ahhh, great. Also, I stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2018 model at a really good price, and since we
need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…” she pressed.
“What price did the dealer quote you?” the man
asked.
“Only $60,000,” she said.
“Fine, but for that price, I want it with all
the options,” he said.
“Great. And before we hang up, there was one other
thing,” she said.
“What’s that, sugar?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was going through
your bank account and I stopped by the real estate office this morning. I saw
the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a
pool, English Garden, tennis court, acre of park area, beach front
property.”
“How much are they asking?” the man asked.
“Only $1.45 million. A magnificent price. And I see
that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
“Well then, go ahead, but just bid $1.4 million,
okay?” the man responded.
“OK, sweetie,” the woman said, over the moon with
happiness. “Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye,” the man said. I love you, too.”
The man ended the call, raised his hand while
holding the phone and said to the other men in the room,“Does
anyone know whose phone this is?”
