Weather: Sunny.
Grass cutting today, one of my favorite Summer jobs, I’d rather be plowing snow. Not a whole lot going on around here, kids will be out of school soon so I’m sure we will be seeing more people around shortly.
June is starting tomorrow so hopefully warmer weather will be coming with it.
Weather: Gloomy.
I heard a few comments that Memorial Day was to honor those who gave their lives and not those who served. Sorry but anyone who served could have lost their life. I was not trying to take anything away from those that did not make it back home.
Still have cooler weather in the forecast, a few 70’s but mostly 60’s for the week.
How I Nearly Became A Doctor
Weather: Rainy again.
First off Happy Memorial Day and thank you to all that served and fought to defend our country.
Another gorgeous day here in the UP. Gloomy, rainy in the 50’s. Our weather has sucked since around the second week of January. Or maybe we have had good weather and bad timing. Nice weather during snowmobiling season and cold weather when it was supposed to be warm. Better put Father Nature back in charge,
Weather: Rainy.
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Weather: Back to gloomy.
Gloomy and 70 degrees. It could be worse though, I could be living somewhere else. Pretty dead up here right now, but the kiddies are getting out of school soon, hope to see a lot of you up here when that happens. It usually picks up after Memorial Day.
I went down to Fish Tales for Mexican Thursday yesterday, hats off to Jed, you did a great job cooking, except the Chimmy was too big, I didn’t have any room for beer after I got done eating.
Weather: Sunshine and lollipops today.
Beautiful today and up into the high 60’s. WOW been a long time since I said that. Sounds like a good day for Bush Lights and Tequila in the garage. (damn I said the same thing when it was shitty out).
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are – my – test – results – back?”
Two good ol’ boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even!”
Weather: Gloomy Still.
Still gloomy outside but who cares, may be a beer drinking day. Or Tequila. Or Dr. Pepper.
Weather: Gloomy again.
Weather is shitty so I guess it is a work on the kitchen day.
Weather: Gloomy but who cares, I live in the UP.
A shitty day in the UP is better than a Sunny day anywhere else. LOL. Especially Iowa. Sorry my friends from Iowa but I seen this and couldn’t resist.
Time to work on putting in Becker’s new windows and door. A bit chilly outside but that will keep those little black flies away.
Weather: So So.
Walleye fishing has been hit or miss from what I have heard, but most fishermen are getting a meal at least.
The weather is nice, 50’s for a while. May be a nice night for a bonfire. 
I have got comments about my political views before. The funny thing is, I have none. Well except for I can’t believe what a bunch of idiots we have now blasting President Trump for everything under the sun. Republicans did not treat President Obama with the disrespect Democrats are treating President Trump with right now. What the hell has happened to people in this country. I am so sick of people sharing bullshit on the internet that is just pure media bullshit. And how dare President Trump be such a thoughtless asshole that he wants to put America first. After all all of us would take care of a stranger we don’t know before we would take care of our own family right? Wake up people and start doing what is right, not what the media wants you to believe.
